Regularly at our dinner table the conversations revolve around the regular what has happened in our day conversations, knock knock jokes and would you rather questions.
Recently Daryl has started asking "who would win" questions. They are as predictable as his almost six year old head can be.
The best ones so far have gone as follows-
Daryl- What would win a watermelon or ...an eyeball?
Glen- Win at what?
Daryl- A fight, of course?
Daryl- What would win the millennial falcon or a huge cucumber with eyes and invisible hands?
Daryl- Would you rather have Harry Potter's broom or his disability cloak?
Daryl- What would win a disability cloak or a running clock?
He paused for a minute or so and answered his own question saying, "I don't know but I think the running clock because it's so fast."
He meant invisibility cloak in both cases but Glen has ban us from teaching him the correct word because of the comedic value!
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